Jodi Speaks Her Mind

 

herding cats 10/18/2001

Filed under: General — jodi @ 9:23 am

As many are aware, we are moving to Tempe, Arizona. Steve and 99.9% of our belongings left at 4 a.m. this morning for the long trek which is almost a coast-to-coast drive. The 24-ft Uhaul is pulling an auto transport which holds our pickup truck, which is holding our two kitty cats.

I spoke with Steve around 9 this morning and the adventures had already begun. They (Steve and his Dad) stopped around dawn to stretch their legs and thought they would offer the cats the same option. We purchased harnesses and leashes for them for this very purpose. The harnesses were already on them, so it was just a matter of attaching the leash and they’re set, right? Wrong.

Evidently Toby did just fine, but along comes a huge truck and scares the bejesus out of meek little Lucy who somehow managed to squirm out of the harness and off she darts into the woods… and up a tree. Being declawed in the front paws (we’re not even sure how she got up the tree to begin with), she slipped and jumped to another tree. She ended up 15 feet up and I guess they had a heck of a time coaxing her down. I’m told they succeeded, however. Thank God! This is one of my babies we’re talking about!!

We decided that the cats could stretch their legs plenty in the cab of the pickup truck, which they have all to themselves, so I don’t think there will be any more “stretch breaks” for the cats while driving. So watch out in the hotel room!

I’ll try to provide an update as I hear more stories of their adventures. Stay tuned…

 
 

What to do with bin Laden 10/10/2001

Filed under: General — jodi @ 12:27 pm

I have no clue where this originated, but I think it’s a damn fine idea:

How to handle Osama bin Laden: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
 
 

Visit from a friend 10/9/2001

Filed under: General — jodi @ 5:29 pm

Our good friend Adele is visiting from L.A. She is the honorary aunt of our kitty cats, Toby and Lucy. Our lives are so crazy right now, so it is nice to remember the value of good friendship.

 
 

and this guy makes more money than me!

Filed under: General — jodi @ 5:43 am

For the fourth time, our P.E. teacher comes to me and tells me, “I can’t get on the internet.” I have helped him do this so many times (so he can shop for used cars, find home remedies for vodka, etc.). I took a deep breath and asked what the problem was. His answer made no sense (shocker) so I asked him to show me. So I hike with him to the gym and we sit at his computer. He launches Netscape, which is set to automatically give him both the e-mail window and the navigator window. The default homepage was recently reset to our school’s new website. He then explained to me that since he didn’t need the school website, he would close the navigator window. “So how come I can’t go to the internet?” he asks me. I don’t like to use the word moron but I can’t think of any other term that fits.

14 days and counting down…

 
 

New state of matter is discovered!

Filed under: General — jodi @ 5:27 am

Wow. I heard about this on NPR this morning. The Nobel Prize for Physics has been awarded to three physicists who have discovered (achieved?) a new state of matter. They call it the Bose-Einstein Condensation. I can’t even begin to wrap my brain around such a concept.

 
 

oh so tired… 10/5/2001

Filed under: General — jodi @ 9:32 am

Can’t even find anything interesting to say. We’re busy and I’m tired. Hopefully I’ll be back to expressing opinions soon. :-)

 
 

As promised… 10/2/2001

Filed under: General — jodi @ 12:27 pm

I sat down and started writing about my job, and it got a bit long. I have what I think is an awesome job that is pretty unique. If you’re interested, you can read about it here. Here are a few snippets:

“…the idea is that the technologies themselves become “invisible” (i.e. boring to talk about - like the chalk) and the instructional focus is the process experienced, product created, or content knowledge acquired through the use of the technologies.”
“…So what makes my job so great!? Apple hardware and an abundance of peripherals!…”

Read the full story…

 
 

it’s all about integration…

Filed under: General — jodi @ 11:47 am

I love my job. And it’s ending soon. Before I miss the chance, I wanted to share with others what I do and why it’s my dream job!

My formal job title is: Technology Curriculum Integration Specialist. It is significant that the TCIS (for short) title is used because I am more than just a computer teacher (in most school systems the computer labs are managed by teaching assistants and not certified teachers or other professionals). The current push in progressive school systems is not knowledge or even skills with regard to technology. It is integration. The goal is that the technology becomes like the chalk a teacher writes with. Nobody ever sits around talking about chalk - very boring! - but it is an essential instructional tool. Technology certainly can be a subject in and of itself but that is known as computer science and one does not need a degree in computer science to be an effective user of computer technologies. So the idea is that the technologies themselves become “invisible” (i.e. boring to talk about - like the chalk) and the instructional focus is the process experienced, product created, or content knowledge acquired through the use of the technologies.

Day to day my job involves a huge variety of tasks: I plan and teach collaborative lessons with teachers; set up, manage, and maintain our student network (running on OS-X Server); train the teachers on the use of various software titles we use (too many to list); troubleshoot hardware; help the teachers use their laptops effectively; manage all the internet and email accounts; offer staff development inservices on all kinds of technology and integration related topics. And that’s just a brief summary. I wear many, many hats. Most of them I don’t mind wearing. Others are annoying, but I suppose that is true with any job.

So what makes my job so great!? Apple hardware and an abundance of peripherals!!! The school system I work for provides Apple Powerbooks for every teacher at the elementary level. We have one iMac per classroom plus a quantity of iBooks equivalent to 2 per classroom (including resource rooms!). They are distributed in sets or portable labs though and run on wireless technologies so they can be moved around as needed. They can be used for a math lesson in a first grade class one hour and for a writing project in another class the next hour and for an internet project the third hour. You get the idea…

Plus, we have a slew of laser printers (color as well as B&W), digital cameras, digital video (for making iMovies), scanners, an lcd projector, disk drives, quick-cams, and a closed circuit TV system built in to the network.

I have heard of other school systems purchasing hardware as generously as ours; however, very few provide the necessary training and ongoing professional support needed to effectively use and integrate this type of hardware into everyday instruction. That’s where the rubber meets the road. I am a certified (i.e. licensed) teacher who knows the curriculum. And I am at a single elementary school full-time. Now, that’s a commitment that is indeed rare! (not that I’m the best TCIS - by far! - but it’s a pretty stinkin’ awesome job and I love it! I think loving my work helps me do a pretty decent job of it. Anyhow…

It truly is a forward-thinking model, and I feel privileged to have been part of it for the last 15 months. As you may imagine, I am quite sad. Perhaps I can find equal work out West… hmmmm.